The Who, What, When, Where & How of the CBD World

CBD of course. Emerald Zoo has a couple different manufactures of CBD products in-house. We have products from SVG Greens and CannaLogs CBD. No, we’re not getting paid to promote their products. We don’t have any discount codes or links for you. We don’t sell them. It’s the shit we have on hand and that’s what I’m starting with. The products were given to us and EZ has reviewed them either on social media or elsewhere on It’s free shit! I like free shit! I also want it to work. Free shit that works is awesome!

I feel like a kid in a candy shop! Memories of me at five years old, face smashed up against the display case and drooling over the brightly colored wrappers of sugary delight. Rein that shit in, girlfriend! Let’s be logical here. I am an adult and I want to act like one. Let’s start out easy and go with what we know from past experiences. Let’s go with a topical.

We’re going to start with the SVG Greens “1000MG Hemp Pain Relief Rub & Emu Oil”. Upon first application I smell peppermint and feel the texture of the emu oil. Yes, I do know what the texture of emu oil is. Have I told you I’m the poster child for trying anything and everything to suppress the pain both prescribed and over the counter. I should have stock in Walgreens with the amount of shit I’ve bought off their shelves.

The lotion goes on a little wet but rubs in quickly. I might smell a little tea tree oil but I might be wrong. EZ hasn’t bitched about the smell yet so that’s a good sign. He can’t stand anything with peppermint, mint of most kinds, or strong smells like tea tree. So we’re off to a good start.

It’s feeling tingly with a little hot yet cool sensation on the side. Let’s give this awhile to settle in. I’ll take another trip around EZ and see if it passes the smell-o-meter. Other than a “you smell like a candy cane” we’re good to go. That’s much better than the “What the hell is that stench!” I’ve gotten from other things I’ve tried.

Now that I’ve wondered around the Zoo Den, went up and down the stairs a few times I can honestly say this is making my parts and pieces feel better. Has it taken away all the pain? No! But let’s test this out. I want to give it a good girl scout try. I’ll see you in a couple days and report back.

No, I wasn’t a girl scout. I already knew how to camp. Didn’t give a shit about knowing how to sew. And I wasn’t about to go around selling shitty over-priced cookies. I’m sure I just stepped on several toes but bite me.

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